KnotYou: KnotMe on you (upload page) photos -sexy on the beach, at the pool, or on the yacht

This is the page where YOU model KnotMe's. We expect most submissions to be shots from the beach, the pool, and that 80-foot yacht you keep getting invited to. (We apologize for ending a sentence with a preposition)

Remember; you have to fill the frame of the photo enough for us to, at least (for god's sake) see the knots in the KnotMe. Knots. Knots. KnotMe. Get it? Knots. Tell your boyfriend to step just a little bit closer (in your best Jessica Rabbit voice), and once you have FILLED the frame with your fabulous self and the fabulous KnotMe, smile, wave (or just look sexy), and (say under your breath, as you smile), "SHOOT."

Remember; you have a front side and a back side. KnotMe makes both look so fine that you'll want to expose both to film. (or digits, WhatEVER.)

So git on out there in your KnotMe and SHOW IT!

Thank you.

-include as much info as you want. That may include who's in the KnotMe, where, why, who shot photo, favorite cocktail, dog's name, caloric intake at the bar, and number of fellas who complimented your ................ swimsuit.

(These shots come from a KnotGal named Biggi on vacation in Kauai June '04. The photos were done by her fella, Chuck. She says it's nice to surf w/o a wetsuit (as she must at Surfrider-Malibu, her home beach), but thinks Kauai is a short-boarders' island, and was not crazy about the murky, sharky waters at Pakala, the best long-board wave on the island. The sea turtles at Tunnels, near Hanalei, were fun to snorkel beside. Secret Beach (it's a secret!) was a fine place to remove her KnotMe. The best meals were at home in her condo; poke for appetizer, barbeque Ono, sauté the amazing star-shaped beans from the Sunshine Market, and drink some wine brought from home. The cocktails she had were a disappointment, but the trip was more about water fun, and showing off her KnotMe's.)

Valeska, with her girl Lena, in Fano, Italy. The boyshort-combi suits them Italian wives just fine; doesn't it?! As you see, the caloric intake is not too high, except when friends visit, and MUST have 7-course meals of that fantastic cucina italiana. Don't forget the grappa after!

Sandra (Bremen, Germany) on vacation in Manhattan Beach, California. She thinks those fellows above her head in the first photo were, uhhh, 'complimenting' her (and her fabulous KnotMe Classic), but they never were able to come forward and say so. Instead, they just mumbled to themselves.

She got her melon/peach KnotMe at Rocker in Venice, CA after seeing one on the beach there, and asking about it.

In the second photo she is looking at the sky wondering when that famous California sun is going to come out. She was told about "June Gloom", but September is NOT June, damnit. She paid her money, and by God, it better be sunny in L.A.! (Dear Sandra- you want hot and sunny? Go to Van Nuys. Yours truly, Mr. Webmaster)

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